Rhune:
What? What is? Guys? Guys? Wake up. Wake up, guys. Guys; this is it. This is it. Time to go. Time to go, guys. C’mon, let’s go, let’s go. C’mon. Time go go; just like we practiced. C’mon Benji, c’mere, c’mere. Benj!
Benji:
Meow.
Rhune:
C’mere, Crush. Crush don’t touch that.
Crush:
Meow.
Rhune:
Phone, keys wallet. Phone, keys, wallet. No! C’mere. C’mere. C’mon. C’mon. We gotta go. We gotta go. Does everybody have everything? Everything is packed?
Benji:
Meow.
Rhune:
Allright, we’re going out the door now, here we go. Why am I locking the door? C’mon guys, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go. Oh God. Oh. Oh, that was bad. Woah, hot lava. Aw, that was a really nice building too. This is really it. This is it. Shut up, phone. I know. Ok, ok, ok, get in, get in, get in, ok, ok. Get in, get in, get in, ok. C’mon, in. Inside.
Crush:
Meow.
Rhune:
What?
Crush:
Meow.
Rhune:
You forgot your stuffed frog?
Crush:
Meow.
Rhune:
Aw, that’s your favorite toy. Grr. Ok, I’ll be back. Wait a minute, it’s right there. I can see it through the window. Guys? Let me in. Open. Open. Open the door. Open the door. Open the door. Open the… Ok. Not funny. Not funny. Thank you, but not funny. Shut the door. I’ll get it. I’ll get it. Flip this, switch that. Did somebody make a Hot Pocket? Focus guys. Gravimatron Drive engaged?
Benji:
Meow.
Rhune:
No, that one. That button. The button on the right. The flashing one. I put a mouse on it so you’d hit it. Benji don’t eat that plastic. Who left plastic inside the ship? I said no exposed plastic when I built this ship. Oscillizer engaged?
Crush:
Meow.
Rhune:
Gyrosonics online?
Benji:
Meow.
Rhune:
Magnathrusters locked and loaded? And loaded?
Crush:
Grr.
Rhune:
And loaded this time?
Crush:
Meow.
Rhune:
Ok, here we go. Mission control? This is the Starship Two Cats requesting permission to launch. Mission Control? Mission? Mission? Fuck it! You look out that window, and you meow if we’re gonna hit something allright?
Benji:
Meow.
Rhune:
Here we go. Put on your seatbelts boys, we’re going right now. Launching in 5, 4, 3, fuck it again.
Benji:
Purr.
credits
from Squirrelmageddon,
released September 27, 2017
Written by Rhune Kincaid
Performed by Rhune Kincaid, Benji, and Crush
