“Write About Butts (Right About Butts)”
By Rhune Kincaid
I thought a lot about these chords,
And how to make them sound unique and full,
So they’d sound good when I was playing them all alone.
I thought about the rhythms and the melodies I’d write,
But all along I was focused on making the wrong things tight.
See there’s a problem with my methods.
There’s a flaw in my songs.
And the flaw is that these lyrics are not about butts.
I should write about butts.
Write about butts, write about butts, write about butts.
If you want to make money with pop music you write about butts, write about butts, write about…
Why write about love?
Why write about war?
All along I was sitting on the answer,
When I should have been sitting on my butt writing songs about butts because that’s what butts and songs are for.
And when I make my fortune, I’ll say,
I was right about about butts, right about butts.
I finally wrote about butts and got rich off butts.
I was right about butts, right to write about butts, I can write about butts.
And if you don’t like my butt song, you can kiss my.
Kiss my.
credits
from Squirrelmageddon,
released September 27, 2017
Written and Performed by Rhune Kincaid
