You’re girlfriend is a fox,
But you know I’d never go near her
Unfortunately, she happens to be the
Last fertile girl on Earth and I’m the only fertile guy
So we’ll have to mess around
For survival
For the species
I’m getting freaky
With your girlfriend, with your girl
But I swear it won’t be
Particularly passionately
With your girlfriend, with your girlfriend, with your girlfriend
The fallout of nuclear war is that,
No one else can "do it" anymore
I don’t want to do it,
I say “It should have been you, buddy”
But you were too close to the blast,
You radioactivated your ass
And no one wants a dad,
With irradiated nads
Our hopes rest on…
My donation
Towards procreation
With your girlfriend, with your girl
But I swear it won’t be
Particularly passionately
With your girlfriend, with your girlfriend with your girlfriend
Too bad all those other dudes
Got wiped out by the nukes
It's best not to think about where I was when the bombs hit
Or where your girlfriend was for that matter
And it's definitely for the best that you don't watch the security tapes from the vault
Foerver
It’s a worst-case scenario
She’s like a nine out of ten (and I’m used to tens)
They say we can make only one baby every nine months
But with the sperm like mine,
She thinks she can pop out eight at a time
So come here you multi-mommy,
And let’s make some itty bitty mommies,
We gotta wait ‘til they’re full grown mommies to make them mommy-mommies
Mommy, mommy, mommy, ooo-ooo-ooo
And we’ll call her Mommy: Prime
Because she’s everybody’s mommy
And the kids look kind of ugly,
But in their little hands…
They can bring me pineapples and coconuts
And oranges and mango fruits,
You know I love my mango fruits
Passionately-a hey hey
With your Girlfriend, with your girlfriend, with your girlfriend
With your Girlfriend, with your mom, and with your girlfriend
With your Girlfriend, with your girlfriend, with your girlfriend
credits
from Space Hell Sex Bunny,
released April 21, 2009
Music and Lyrics by Rhune Kincaid
