A spank bank is like a mental catalog of masturbatory imagery, in case you didn't know.
lyrics
I thought you liked me, but now I can see,
You're just too picky.
You're very selective about who you sex with,
And it's not me.
But I'll be seeing you again.
Welcome to the Spank Bank!
You're in my mind 'til eternity,
But you've got no say in what you do to me,
In there.
Welcome to the Spank Bank!
It's a healthy alternative to prostitution,
And an FDIC insured institution.
Where my account is never overdrawn,
It's always "So Full of Love."
So forget about me and just go on living,
But I'll give thanks to you at every Spanksgiving.
This is a quiet little corner of the bank we don't want anyone to know about.
There's a safe and it's locked and it has no combination.
These are the files that we are ashamed of,
The girls we regret, don't open it.
You don't want to know what's in there.
How did she get in there with her nappy hair and chubby things?
The internet was out and she just happened to be passing by. Time Warner, I blame you!
Time Warner, I hate you until eternity,
How about a little bit of internet continuity.
I'd like to say a little something to every girl I've ever seen.
At the grocery store, on Facebook, wherever.
Welcome to the Spank Bank!
Oh yeah!
Every girl I've ever seen!
You're in the spank bank now, there's only one way out
(I'll tell you later)
If you've got too many locks on your safety deposit box,
You're going in the spank bank.
Welcome to the Spank Bank!
credits
from American Chipfunk,
released June 6, 2010
Music and Lyrics by Rhune Kincaid
