Call me Rhune the monster slayer
Killing those monsters like I just don't care
I've been to space,
I've been to Hell,
Killing those monsters and killing them well
I come to town,
And you've got a frown,
But we can get the party started,
Once I beat the monster down
I don't play hookie,
I ain't no rookie,
I'll stop the cookie monster
Taking all your cookies
I tip my cap,
And I take a nap,
Then I wait for it, wait for it
Snap
There goes my trap
Yeah, you can call me Rhune, the monster slayer
Killing those monsters like I just don't care
I've been to the moon,
I've been under water
Every time I kill a monster makes you hotter and hotter
You've got a monster that's making you scared,
Living in your home and setting up a lair?
I'll be there
Pulling on its hair
And you can call me anytime
You've got a monster problem,
But only if you're single and you're fine, fine, fine
I take no sass,
I hack and slash
There's no free pass
If you're a monster,
I'm gonna bust a cap
In your ass, ass, ass
All the ladies in the house,
Shake that ass, ass, ass
That was unrelated,
And ill-fated
'Cuz when you shake that ass,
A boogie monster is created
Good thing you can call me Rhune, the lady slayer
Slaying those ladies like I just don't care
I fly them to the moon,
I be their candle on the water
Every time I slay a monster makes me hotter and hotter
credits
from Space Hell Sex Bunny,
released April 21, 2009
Music and Lyrics by Rhune Kincaid