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Ho Can't Find the Phone

from Space Hell Sex Bunny by Rhune Kincaid

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I saw her at the party
Wearing a Harry Potter (tm) hat
I told myself, "No nerd girls tonight,"
Especially not a Ravenclaw (tm)
In a hat like that

And then a 7 and 7, and a 7 and 7 and a 7 and 7 later
I was chomping on her neck like a horny alligator

Now cutie's got my number,
But the ho can't find the phone
But the ho can't find the phone

Oh, cutie, she used me
I got used 'cuz I was cute
It turns out even a fly-booty cutie has sometimes got to use a dude

And then a 7 and 7, and a 7 and 7 and a 7 and 7 later
I'm punching it up as a one night stand in my horny calculator

Now cutie's got my number,
But the ho can't find the phone
No, the ho can't find the phone
No, the ho can't find the telephone

(gibberish)

No telephone for the ho,
All the hos I know I have telephones
Why don't you go down the the Verizon Store and just get one?

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from Space Hell Sex Bunny, released April 21, 2009
Music and Lyrics by Rhune Kincaid

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