He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
He’s the funny villain or the sidekick friend.
He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
Maybe someday, he’ll live until the end.
He’s wasting bullets like crazy;
Hitting everything but the other guys.
It’s not that he’s lazy,
He just forgets to take aim while he’s cracking wise.
I hope that pun was worth it.
He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
He steals the show in the scenes that he’s in.
He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
He could play a hero if he had a butt chin.
His acting classes all suck,
Because they never teach him how to duck.
He doesn’t complain, he just gets the job done,
And when the credits roll, they call him “Dead Guy #1.”
He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
His mom and dad are so damn proud.
He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
He’s easy to pick out of a crowd.
With a rifle.
He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
He needs a bonus life like a video game.
He’s that guy who gets shot in the movies.
He’s got his own chalk outline on the Walk of Fame.
But they forgot his name.
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from Squirrelmageddon,
released September 27, 2017
Written and Performed by Rhune Kincaid