A public service announcement from a concerned driver.
lyrics
You've got one hand on the wheel
You've got one hand on the stick
I hate to disappoint you baby,
But handjobs and driving don't mix
No, handjobs and driving don't mix
You've got one eye on the road
You've got one eye on the payload
When we practiced in bed, this went off without a hitch
But handjobs and driving don't mix
No, handjobs and driving
They don't don't don't don't mix
No, no, no, no, no, no
Handjobs and driving don't mix
No, handjobs and driving don't mix
And you know it's a long road, it's a long road,
It's a long, long road
And hitchhikers start to look good, yeah
But don't go, no, you can't go
Down that road
'Cuz you don't know where that hand has been
It's like shaving while you're brushing your teeth, they don't mix
No, handjobs and driving don't mix
No, handjobs and driving
They don't don't don't don't mix
credits
from Space Hell Sex Bunny,
released April 21, 2009
Music and Lyrics by Rhune Kincaid