Don't go, don't go
Just sit back at your table
You've got legs and feet,
So I know that you're able
You've got a butt too,
And you know what that's for
So sit your ass down,
While I take the floor.
Don't go, don't go
It's the start of my show
If you've already seen it
Then you already know
That you gotta wear a parka
To sit in the front row,
Because I sweat profusely
And then I start to glow
Don't go, don't go
Yeah, I'm talking to you
Besides what else are you gonna do
You're gonna go back home
And order pay-per-view
Because you checked your Tivo (tm)
And there's nothing new
Don't go, don't go
My lyrics are fabled
My harmony is strong
And my rhythm is stable
Don't go, Don't go
Or you're gonna regret it
I swear, you'll never forget it
I like my chicken wings breaded
credits
from Space Hell Sex Bunny,
released April 21, 2009
Words and Music by Rhune Kincaid