Coaches' Lies

from Miscellaneous by Rhune Kincaid

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lyrics

On my fantasy football page,
I see my best player’s name
With a DNP
(Did not practice, oh no, why?)

His coach says that it’s ok
A little bruise or a personal day
So that’s cool with me
(It’s fine, start him, he's alright)

Coaches lie all the time
(Coaches lie, dirtbag coaches lie)

Gotta keep the precious game plan disguised
(RPOs and some two-point tries)

Coaches lie all the time
(Hot knees, cold knees, how do I decide?)

Injury report denied
(It turns out, it turns out he died)