“Beginningageddon of the Endamageddon: A Meme Is Born”
By Rhune Kincaid
Mrs. Emerson:
Mr. Cliverson? Rhune Kincaid is here to see you
Mr. Cliverson:
Send him right in. Rhune, Rhune, Rhune! It’s great to see you. Pull up a chair! Everyone here at the record label has been dying to meet you! I’m going to spell it out. We want to sign you. We love your first two albums, and we want to help you make the third one the best one yet. Just tell me what you…
Say… What’s in the briefcase? Is that what you’ve been working on? Is that It? I don’t suppose I could… I... well… You’re probably not ready to show it to anyone but, could I? Maybe just a little sneak peek?
What is this? It’s awful. It’s horrible. But I can’t look away. What is it doing it’s? I feel like it’s taking something from me. A piece of me. Why would you? Why would anyone? I can’t take it any longer!
You can’t… You can’t just leave it here. What am I going to do? I can’t… I just… I feel dumber and dirtier just to have seen it. I feel broken inside. Broken.
And yet, I can’t stop myself from opening it one more time. It probably wasn’t even real. It couldn’t be. I’ll just… I’ll just… I’ll just check.
Nope. It’s real. Oh no, oh no. Mrs. Emerson, I need you!
Mrs. Emerson:
Yes, Mr. Cliverson
Mr. Cliverson:
I need you to throw this briefcase out the window.
Mrs. Emerson:
You got it boss. Will that be all?
Mr. Cliverson:
Yes, thank you. I’ll like a moment alone, please. Hm.
credits
from Squirrelmageddon,
released September 27, 2017
Written by Rhune Kincaid
Voices by Clive Hawkins and Dana DeRuyck