This track is purely humor. It's content should not be taken seriously, nor acted upon by super hot girls.
lyrics
Loving me is a bad idea
Loving me is bad for you
Loving me is a bad idea
Loving me is like junk food
Like Funyons (tm)
It's a bad idea,
But it's not the worst you ever had
It's a bad idea,
But it's not the worst you ever had
It's not my fault that you like me
It's not my fault you get bad advice from your friends
It's not my fault you can't look past my good looks
It's not my fault you got bad taste in men
Loving me is a bad idea,
But it's not the worst you ever had
It's a bad idea
Like Vietnam and Waterloo
Like Ocean's Twelve and Teen Wolf Too
If you're Katie Holmes, then I'm Tom Cruise
Good looking and rich,
But bad for you
Loving me is a bad idea,
Loving me is bad for you
Five out of five doctors agree
That it's a bad idea
To break it down right now
And play a little good ol' fashioned
Motley Crue
Loving me is a bad idea,
Loving me is bad for you
Like thinking tabloids are true
Like teaching dogs kung fu
Like golf in the nude
Or a monkey suit at the zoo
'Cuz they might think that you're a monkey
And lock you up too
It's a bad idea,
But it's not the worst you ever had
credits
from Space Hell Sex Bunny,
released April 21, 2009
Music and Lyrics by Rhune Kincaid